i'm a fuckin' comedian with a relatively high EQ.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Your EQ is 113

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

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me and kaye were headed home last night from our respective workplaces. it usually takes 2 rides for us to do so, and the final one is a 20 minute jeepney trip. we get on the jeep and we see a friggin' cockroach on the seat across ours. just then a middle-aged man got on the same jeep and sat on the spot where we saw the hellspawned creepy-crawly. i immediately called the man's attention and pointed to the spot. "boss, me ipis po diyan!", i said, barely hiding my terror. he flinched, shocked at the urgency of my statement. afterwards, after comprehending what my statement meant, he nonchalantly flicked the insect away and settled comfortably in his seat. galeng. buti na lang di sha ginapangan sa shorts. that would have been more disgusting than actually holding it, no?

then he picked his nose with the same finger.

nah i'm just kidding.

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another booboo kaye and i saw a few months back: a sign at a seedy karaoke bar near our place which proclaims "come join us in celebrating the opening of jedd's angels bar! watch our regular performers, plus more SURPRISED guests!"

too bad i din't have my fuckin' cam. that shit was priceless. i can just imagine the host calling on the "guest", wherein the said guest would go "HAAAAAAA?!"

*snicker*

have a great weekend folks!

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