My Geekout.ph Zombie Apocalypse Team!
November 04, 2012 |
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A few weeks ago, Bim of Geekout.ph asked us, the site's contributors, to suggest a theme for its Halloween post. After much deliberation, he decided on this:
"...put together the ideal team of (fictional) people we'd prefer to run with in case a zombie apocalypse happens.
The rules of our little game are pretty simple. Simply put together a team with one character from comics, one from TV, one from movies, one from cartoons/anime, one from video games and one from any form of fiction you pick."Unfortunately, I wasn't able to meet the deadline for the post (it's now up, by the way) but I thought it'd be fun to do it anyway. Also, I thought about doing a sketch of each memeber of my team but I got lazy. Yeah I know, a lot of should-have-beens. I suck.
Anyway. Meet my Zombie Annihilation Squad, after the cut!
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| BOOYAKASHA, MOTHERFUCKERS! |
(Counter-clockwise, from top center)
TV: Walter Bishop from Fringe
As fun as mowing down mindless zombies is, it would be pointless if you do not have an endgame. The obvious goal here is curing the zombie infestation, and who is better suited to do that than our resident psychotic scientist, Walter?
Cartoons: Sterling Archer from Archer
He's a damn good spy, with or without the sarcastic tirades. Also, it'd be amusing to see how he'd annoy the rest of the team.
Comics: X-23 from Avengers Academy
I thought of putting Logan here, but then I chose the next best thing: Laura Kinney a.k.a. X-23 a.k.a. Wolverine's clone. She's every bit as useful as Logan, only she's better because she has boobs.
Video Games: Samus Aran from The Metroid series
My tank, my nuker. Armored to avoid the usual zombie bites, plus a nice arsenal of weapons to mow down the fuckers. Also, boobs.
Movies: Babydoll from Sucker Punch
As disappointing as the movie was, you cannot deny the fact that Babydoll. Kicked. Major. Ass. I mean did you see how she handled that katana? I bet she can handle anything long and har--- ANYWAY. Yeah. I pick her.
Any Fiction: Sarah Connor from The Terminator series
The leader of my squad. Military training, balls of steel the size of landmines, and a penchant for beating the odds. I'd follow her anywhere.
How about you? Who'd be on your team? Hit me up in the comments, I'd love to hear your thoughts.
4 comments
There are a lot of boobs there. You make me think twice of my lineup. XP
ReplyDeletePuting X-23 is really a good idea since she can heal. With her alone, Zombies won't have a chance.
I wanna do this too! Might need to think of someone else since u took Sarah Connor now. :)
ReplyDeleteGood pick with Walter! I'd place Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory in place of him.
ReplyDeleteWhy did i stumble upon this post of yours only now? Is it too late to join in? Because I'd pick...
ReplyDeleteTV: The Doctor, because hello, TARDIS?
Cartoons: Avatar Aang from The Last Airbender, because imagine setting zombies on fire at will.
Video Games: Lt. Price from the Call of Duty series, because he just finds a way to survive all the freakin time.
Movies: Dumbledore, because well, he's the greatest wizard who ever lived and all that jazz.
Any Fiction: Jace Wayland from The Mortal Instruments book series, because he has angel blood, hot as hell and can kick some serious ass.
Comics: Hmm I don't read a lot of comics but umm...Wolverine, just because? LOL